MAISY: My populace is widening
DAISY: Never mind, duck. Give the F-Plan diet another go.
MAISY: Don't be daft. I mean more people have heard about me now I'm on line and in the net.
DAISY: I thought your working days ended after you got wedged in that rabbit hole a few years back.
MAISY: Wedged? Nonsense duck. I paused for a little nap, that's all. And I really don't see why you always have to bring that up.
DAISY: It took two hours hard digging to bring you up!
MAISY: Ha, ha! You think you're so funny. Anyway, it's not that sort of net.
DAISY: What sort is it then?
MAISY: Well...it's not a rabbit net.
DAISY: Is it a hare net?
MAISY: Quite the little comedian aren't you? You'll see, this net will make me a household name. My horizons will broaden.
DAISY: From where I'm standing, they look pretty broad already.
MAISY: What's that, duck?
DAISY: Where's Mrs Weasel? Isn't it her day to clean? You haven't sacked her again, have you?
MAISY: I sent her to buy some washing powder.
DAISY: There's a new packet of Persil in the utility room.
MAISY: I know, duck, but we needed to Surf the net.
DAISY: You haven't put your new computer in the washing machine?
MAISY: As if?
DAISY: Thank God for that!
MAISY: What do you think I pay a cleaner for?!
(From Ferrets First - September 2005 - #25e)